The Under Blanket — classic 90s infomercial poster

One morning, I woke up to find my blanket gone — again. That’s when I realized, humanity had spent 12,000 years perfecting the top blanket… but completely ignored the bottom.

They said it couldn’t be done. They laughed. They doubted. They froze.
We innovated.

You’ve tried blankets. You’ve tried heaters. But you’ve NEVER felt comfort like this. The Under Blanket is the WORLD’S FIRST blanket that works under you — delivering soothing, ALL-NIGHT warmth.

CALL NOW — ONLY $19.99 (…plus S&H) ORDER ONLINE — Supplies won’t last!

Customer Raves

Karen — testimonial
“I'm finally practicing thermal self-care.”
Karen — Boise
Paul — testimonial
“This was the missing piece of my sleep optimization biiohacks.”
Paul — Austin
Linda — testimonial
“Finally, a blanket I can’t lose in the night. Genius.”
Linda — Phoenix
Dave — testimonial
“The under blanket turned my bed into a hug.”
Dave — Chicago
Chad — testimonial
“I forgot what cold feels like.”
Chad — Miami
Doug — testimonial
“It’s not just comfort — it’s a lifestyle.”
Doug — Florida
Karen — testimonial
“I'm finally practicing thermal self-care.”
Karen — Boise
Paul — testimonial
“This was the missing piece of my sleep optimization biohacks.”
Paul — Austin
Linda — testimonial
“Finally, a blanket I can’t lose in the night. Genius.”
Linda — Phoenix
Dave — testimonial
“The under blanket turned my bed into a hug.”
Dave — Chicago
Chad — testimonial
“I forgot what cold feels like.”
Chad — Miami
Doug — testimonial
“It’s not just comfort — it’s a lifestyle.”
Doug — Florida

Why You Need The Under Blanket

Feature #1 – “No More Blanket Bandits”

Tired of waking up shivering or sick of waking up to a blanket heist? The Under Blanket™ anchors beneath you, ensuring your warmth stays yours. Thieves, partners, pets—no one’s stealing this cozy fortress.

Under Blanket on bed

Feature #2 – “Arctic-Proof Warmth”

Your mattress shouldn’t feel like an iceberg. Our proprietary NanoThermaGrid™ recycles your body heat, keeping your back, sides, and toes toasty, even in a polar vortex.

Folded blanket

Feature #3 – “DreamScape™ Comfort Matrix”

Advanced SleepSync™ quilting and ZZZ-Zone™ padding eliminate lumps, bumps, and cold spots. It’s like sleeping on a cloud that hugs you back.

Quilting close-up

How It Works

ThermaCycle™ Heat Retention
Captures your own body warmth and gently sends it back upward for steady, breathable comfort.
Jeremy — partner proof
“Every morning I wake up and whisper: thank you, blanket.”
Jane — Portland
Partner-Proof Engineering
You’re literally lying on it… Good luck to any blanket bandits trying to pull a fast one.
Brenda — iguana
“Machine-washable!”
Jeremy — Las Vegas
FlexiQuilt™ Mobility
Back sleeper? Side flopper? Midnight twerk champion? Our adaptive quilting moves with you.
Grandma M — washable
“You think you know warm? You don’t. You're living a lie.”
Robin - San Diego

Pricing — ORDER TODAY

TWIN
$19.99
+ S&H
Twin size Under Blanket
QUEEN
$29.99
Most Popular
Queen size Under Blanket
KING
$39.99
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King size Under Blanket
BONUS OFFER: Order in the next 13 minutes and score a FREE Mini UnderBlanket™ absolutely FREE! Perfect for your pet, your feet, or your lunch.
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FAQ

Q: Will I still need a top blanket?

A: That’s up to you. Some like the open-air feel, others add a sheet. The Under Blanket works with any setup.

Q: Will it slip around?

A: Nope! Low-slip backing keeps it anchored to your bed.

Q: Can I use it on a couch?

A: Absolutely — it’s great for naps, Netflix, and avoiding chores.

Q: Is it electric?

A: No — no cords, no risk, just your own cozy body heat recycled.